I'm going out on a very short, weak limb here and say that most women do not like pictures of there self. Recently I needed a photo of Moi to turn into to someone and I called up my cousin and before she barely answered the phone I said, "I need a favor and you are sworn to secrecy." She proceeded to ask if the favor or secret was immoral or illegal, which now as I type that I realized I should have been offended she needed to ask. Okay, okay, okay... it was not immoral or illegal, but personal (at least temporarily, I hopefully will get to share with you all and fingers crossed it will be good news...we will see).
Anyway, back to this personal picture, I could not remember what I was suppose to do to "look better" for a picture, is it chin in, butt out??? That can't be right, maybe it's chin out and back arched, that definitely sounds WRONG. I might need to do a Pinterest search.
I am going to share a picture or two of the silly pictures she took...I said SILLY (which actually interprets to, I look HORRIBLE).
My thinking is seeing me looking like the village idiot and you all will love me more (well at least a little, anyway).
Apparently in this pic I thought standing on my tip toes, holding my car keys and tell Sally I had to peeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee was a great look for me - WrOnG!
I may or may not have mentioned in the past that birds (anything with feathers and can fly) kind of bother me. It's a funny story, picture me, a bag of Cheetos's and a bird STUCK in my hair (this is a true story), I'm screaming, The Judge is laughing so hard I'm surprised he didn't pee his pants.
Oh and there has been an incident with a buzzard and my car windshield. Another time I opened my car door forgot something in the house, ran back in (left the car door open) and went to get back in my car and "Oh dear Lord", there was a bird at my gas petal.
I think I needed a DIET COKE.
All in all, the odds are if you take 75 pictures you might like 3.
Don't judge, I told you I was showing the silly.
Have a great weekend.