"I should try that
grout cleaning recipe on pinterest."
“Am I suppose to tip the trashmen”
"Why does
everything I plant in that urn die...I'm starting to think that's a bad sign."
"Wouldn’t it be
great to have an invisible shield pop up every time the children enter the house
with their muddy shoes on."
“CRAP I have to cook dinner again tonight.”
"I wonder if they re use my pedicure flip flops when I leave?"
"I wonder if they re use my pedicure flip flops when I leave?"
“where did I put my keys”
"why is a Sonic diet coke do addictive...oh wait I know that one - the ice"
"I should have paid
more attention to Mr. Rogers when I was a child, he was right ON with the cardigan, everyone loves a cardigan.."
“I should drink
more water, I should drink something that has water in it.”
“I wonder what’s
new at Target”
“the dog smells”
“where’s my epi
pen, I wonder what Martha Stewart is doing, does she need an epi pen?”
“who are you talking
to…Jake from State Farm???”
“Like a good
neighbor…stay over there.”
I should cut my
hair, I should let it grow, why did my phone just make that noise?"
"What do they put
in Don Drapper’s hair to make it look that greasy (mad men)?"
"My toes are cold,
my feet are ugly, I don’t like this polish."
"I should go to the
grocery store, Why are the fruits and veggie by the front door."
"Maybe I should
start smoking – wait, WHAT! NO, no, no…"
"Where am I going...CRAP I forgot to turn."
"If I had to drive
in the evacuation lane, I wonder I fast I could drive."
"How many diet coke’s
do we have?"
"I wonder if
someone could wrap me up like a burrito with my blanket. "
Clevaaaa! I wonder when Tikaa is coming to Houston to have lunch with me?
ReplyDeleteCortne
I have wondered most, if not all, of these things! That's scary! :)
ReplyDeleteHappy Friday!
Adrienne @ www.abtakesca.blogspot.com
So funny, Tikaa - I can TOTALLY to relate to that voice...xoxo
ReplyDeleteTikaa and Cortne - let's all meet for lunch SOON! Tikaa - you should bring Tammy too.
ReplyDeleteLove this post, as I do all of your posts!! Duh!! I'm really wondering the same about the trash guys... mine are so nice and sometimes pull my can back up to my garage! I did give them gift cards at Christmas... maybe that's why? Ha! If I wrote all the random crap in my head I might not have any friends left!! Hope your having a great week pretty girl!!
ReplyDeleteBrooke
YES! I have this voice too that makes random comments all day long!!
ReplyDeleteFUNNY, I have those convo's to with myself.
ReplyDeleteKaren